Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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