I just saw a hot homeless man
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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