Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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