last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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