Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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