Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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