ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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