Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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