I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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