you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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