Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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