I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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