you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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