last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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