she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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