His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
there's paper in my vomit.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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