if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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