She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I understand Curling. That high.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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