giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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