You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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