oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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