I love black thongs
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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