And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
The power of my boobs compel you
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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