Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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