I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was