You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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