I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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