It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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