and next time when you feel me up, do it right
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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