I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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