no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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