It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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