Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Bring me that man meat
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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