I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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