You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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