He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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