Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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