I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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