There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize