I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.