brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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