I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.