oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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