Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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