Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
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Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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