I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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