just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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