i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Let's get the cat blown out
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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