He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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