If that was your dad, he is hot
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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